What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?You may have graduated, but I have many degrees.Click to reveal punchlineSeptember 16, 2026 at 10:00
What do you call a sleeping medical student?A rest-ident.Click to reveal punchlineSeptember 15, 2026 at 10:00
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?Supplies!Click to reveal punchlineSeptember 13, 2026 at 10:00
How bad were the fish’s grades?They were below sea level.Click to reveal punchlineSeptember 12, 2026 at 10:00
I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh.Sadly, no pun in ten did.Click to reveal punchlineSeptember 11, 2026 at 10:00
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?Give me my quarterback!Click to reveal punchlineSeptember 10, 2026 at 10:00
I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was......then it dawned on me.Click to reveal punchlineSeptember 09, 2026 at 10:00
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?If they had four, they would be chicken sedans!Click to reveal punchlineSeptember 08, 2026 at 10:00
Where was King David’s temple located?Beside his ear.Click to reveal punchlineSeptember 07, 2026 at 10:00
What did the horse say after it tripped?Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!Click to reveal punchlineSeptember 05, 2026 at 10:00
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.Click to reveal punchlineSeptember 04, 2026 at 10:00
Why did the woman bring her watch to the bank?She wanted to save timeClick to reveal punchlineSeptember 03, 2026 at 10:00
What household product is best to keep men away?Deter-gentClick to reveal punchlineSeptember 02, 2026 at 10:00
What did the cell say when its sister stepped on its toe?Mitosis.Click to reveal punchlineSeptember 01, 2026 at 10:00
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?He was just going through a stage.Click to reveal punchlineAugust 31, 2026 at 10:00
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?Because they make up everything.Click to reveal punchlineAugust 30, 2026 at 10:00
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?Because the “P” is silent.Click to reveal punchlineAugust 29, 2026 at 10:00
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?No, just a low ha.Click to reveal punchlineAugust 28, 2026 at 10:00