What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?A life-gourd.Click to reveal punchlineOctober 30, 2026 at 09:00
Why don’t mummies take vacations?They’re afraid they’ll unwind.Click to reveal punchlineOctober 30, 2026 at 08:00
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts.Click to reveal punchlineOctober 29, 2026 at 10:00
Why did the vampire read the newspaper?He heard it had great circulation.Click to reveal punchlineOctober 29, 2026 at 09:00
I kept wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger......then it hit me!Click to reveal punchlineOctober 27, 2026 at 10:00
Why did the baseball player get arrested?He stole third base.Click to reveal punchlineOctober 26, 2026 at 10:00
Why did the camera get detention?It kept snapping at everyone.Click to reveal punchlineOctober 22, 2026 at 10:00
Why did the carrot join the gym? It wanted to get shredded.Click to reveal punchlineOctober 21, 2026 at 10:00
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?It was feeling all stuffed up.Click to reveal punchlineOctober 20, 2026 at 10:00
How do you make a robot angry?Keep pushing her buttons.Click to reveal punchlineOctober 19, 2026 at 10:00
What would happen if you threw all the books into the ocean?It would cause a title wave.Click to reveal punchlineOctober 16, 2026 at 10:00
What did the shark say when it ate a clownfish?Tastes a little funny!Click to reveal punchlineOctober 15, 2026 at 10:00
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?Nothing, he was too shocked.Click to reveal punchlineOctober 14, 2026 at 10:00
How do you keep a bagel from getting away?Put lox on it.Click to reveal punchlineOctober 13, 2026 at 10:00
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock...That's humerus!Click to reveal punchlineOctober 09, 2026 at 10:00